"Just asked a 6 year old if he understands why there is no school. He said yes because they are out of toilet paper."
"Coronavirus has turned us all into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We’re told “no” if we get too close to strangers and we get really excited about car rides."
"If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face."
"Kinda’ starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens."
"Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???"
"You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers."
"My Mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by laying in the bed all day, but look at me now! I’m saving the world!"
"Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture.”
"I miss the days when we were terrified of Romaine lettuce. Ahh, the good times."
"Homeschooling Day #3: they all graduated. # Done."